Again, from Stephen Colbert's I Am America (And So Can You!) 2009 desk calendar:
"A Word to All You Feminists:
Stop 'liberating' moms by trying to make them join the workforce. They're already doing the job that God put them here to do: Everything."
Thanks, Mom, for doing everything.
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I demand a new blog post because although I have been an official, legal part of the Neuharth family for two and a half years now, I still don't feel comfortable making an unavoidably comic remark (especially considering the Colbert-ish-ness of beginning of the original post) in light the end of the post's genuine and appreciative note regarding my admittedly, super-awesome mother-in-law.
Eleven days later, and I'm still demanding, but your still not blogging.
Over a month now, still no blog from Kim.
Sis, if I hadn't spoken to you at least three times in the past week via the phone, I would be really concerned. From the looks of your blog, you've dropped off the face of the earth. You cannot tell me that there have been no crazy junior high hijinks to report. No frustrating classroom experiences like learning all about 1950. No humorous Stephen Colbert calendar anecdotes; there's little to no effort involved in posting those! Sis, come back. Don't go the way of Kenny Rogers' Roasters.
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